I used to talk to this guy. It came up and I disclosed to him that I had diagnosed OCD. He was quiet for a bit then asked, “So does that mean that if you give me head you’ll keep sucking until you get it perfect?”
I. Was. Blown.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hardevery time we cuddle i purposefully grind my ass against him so he’ll get hard and then we’ll fuck haha
if you think your “fat stomach” is goin keep me from wantin the pussy
Nice little preview from my Ash[ley] Ketchum set for Cosplay Deviants. I made my undies :3